A. Samad Said: To get to the other side.
Al Gore: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the people.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Anwar: I did not perform sodomy with that chicken.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: It'll be back!
Azwan Ali: ADA AKU KESAH??? Cak Cak Cak
Baha Men: Who let the chickens out (cuckoo, cuckoo)
Bapak Ayam: Ayam? Ada ada, apa lu mau? Asian? Brazilian? Caucasian? Italian? Puerto Rican? Murah saja ma.
Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
Bill Gates: I have just released eChicken 7, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, cuckoo in the morning, advances in touch and handwriting recognition, support for virtual ‘chicken dance’, and improved performance on multi-core drumstick.
Bruce Lee: That's because even a chicken knows how to be like water -- you don't just cross the road, you become the road.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Cat Deeley: So you think you can cross?
Chris Rock: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
CIA: Give us ten minutes with the chicken and we will find out.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
Darth Vader: To get to the dark side of the road.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Dane Cook: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Don Corleone: I made the chicken an offer it couldn't refuse.
Dr. M: Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!
Ebert: I disagree. The whole thing left the audience wondering; the chicken’s crossing the road was never clearly explained and the chicken didn’t emote very well. It couldn’t even speak English! Thumbs down.
Eminem: ‘Cause it !@#$%&* wanted to. That’s the !@#$%&* reason.
Forest Gump: My momma always said, "Life is like a chicken. You never know what’s on the other side."
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Grandpa: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either with us, or against us. There is no middle ground here.
Tony Blair: I agree with George.
Gossip Girl: That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO.
Zainal Ariffin Ismail: Fenomena aneh ini bermula apabila seekor ayam melintas jalan pada waktu malam. Apakah sebenarnya maksud tersirat di sebalik kejadian ganjil tersebut? Jangan biarkan ayam anda diselubungi… misteri…
Hamlet: That is not the question.
J. R. R. Tolkien: One Road to rule them all, One Road to find them, One Road to bring them all and in the darkness bind them…
Jalil Hamid: Ayam… bermacam ayam…
John F. Kennedy: Don’t ask what the road can do for the chicken… but what the chicken can do for the road.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
JPJ: We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.
Julius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer.
Karam Singh Walia: Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, ayam-ayam ini bukan sahaja melintas jalan, malah membuang najis merata-rata dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya ini. Kerajaan haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam ini agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan. Sekian saya sudahi dengan… “Ayam di jalan dilintaskan; Ayam di reban mati tak makan.”
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Karpal Singh: I'm gonna sue that chicken. Don’t play-play with me.
Khir Rahman: Kenapa dia melintas? Hah! Itu kita tak tahu.
Lee Kuan Yew: Bird flu hits Singapore.
Linus Torvalds: To become open source. Wait, it was a penguin; chicken is not capable of crossing road.
Loan Shark: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Mel Gibson: Why? Because it’s a !@#$%&* Jew. Jews think they can just !@#$%&* cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world!
Michael J. Fox: Nobody calls me chicken!
Morpheus: To get out of the Matrix.
Nas Ahmad: Kita terjah! ayam-ayam ini untuk mencari suatu kepastian.
Neil Armstrong: That's one small step for [a] chicken, one giant leap for the flock.
Nik Aziz: That is only for God to know. (Kecek Kelate la weh)
O.J. Simpson: It didn't. I was playing golf with the chicken at the time.
Oprah: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why it wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from its mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that it can just drive across the road and not live its life like the rest of the chickens.
Pak Lah: ZZZZZZZZZ
Plato: For the greater good.
Programmer: chicken->CrossRoad() was called from chicken->GetOtherSide()
Queen of Hearts: It doesn't matter. Off with its head.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
Ronald McDonald: Spicy Chicken McDeluxe coming right up!
Ronald Reagan: Well……… I forget.
RPK: The chicken didn't make it to the other side. The chicken was bombed. The you-know-who was at the murder scene. It was a government conspiracy. It's mindboggling!
Saiful Bukhari: The chicken fcuk me in the ass.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Samuel L. Jackson: Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherf**kin' chickens on this motherf**kin' road!
Shahfiee Abdullah: Biarlah dia, dia dah besar, dah boleh fikir, itu semua ada kepentingan. haaaaaaa!! apeee dieeeeeee!!!! MASALAHNYEEE
Sherlock Holmes: Do not concern yourself with the chicken that did cross the road; the answer lies with the chicken that did not cross the road.
Shrek: Burrppp! What chicken?
Simon Cowell: I hate to be rude, but that was the worst road-crossing I have ever seen in my life. You are a disgrace to both chickens and roads. I have seen better chickens cross the road when they are already dead on served with a side of mashed potatoes. That was horrendous. So what if you are a hot ‘chick’? It just doesn't work for me. You should stay on the other side. I’m sorry, but it was totally horrible.
Siti Nurhaliza: No comment.
Tauke Ayam: Itu ayam lintas jalan pasal dia takut sama gua. Gua talak sembelih punya olang. Haiya, hali-hali ini macam boleh bankrup woo. Gua ingat lain kali gua mau jadi tauke babi la. Nanti lu jangan tanya pulak apa pasal itu babi lintas jalan.
The Riddler: For me to know, for you to find out.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to. Follow the white chicken.
Upin & Ipin: Ayam!
Mail: 2 singgit 2 singgit 2 singgit 2singgittt!
Wan Kamarudin: Apa kejadahnya semua ini! Mak bapak ayam asyik dok menganga saja, anak-anak dah tak reti nak duduk reban, melintas sesuka hati dan buat perkara yang tak masuk dek akal!
White Chicks: Duh! Whateverrr.
William Shakespeare: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
Yoda: To the dark side the chicken is crossing.
Zainal Alam Kadir: Ayam siapa kalau bukan ayam kita.
Samy Vellu: You ingat semua ini ayam saya punya bapa punya ka? Ini ayam hindraf punya. Kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar. MRR2 ada, PLUS ada, tol ada, ini ayam musti guna jembaten untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu ini ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan. Besok lintas, hari ini sampai. Ayam hisap dada derma dara. AYAM KAMBING BAG!!! (I am coming back!!!)
The Joker: Ha ha ha ha, hahaha, ha, ha, ha, oh, a-hee-hee, ha ha, oh, hee hee, hee ha, ahaha. And I thought my jokes were bad. Let's wind the clocks back a year. These chickens wouldn't dare cross any of the road. I mean, what happened? Did-did their eggs drop off, hm? You see, a guy like me…
Najib: One Chicken. One Road. One Malaysia.