Top 7 Zombie Survival Tips
25.11.08
So……… the inevitable has happened. Zombies have attacked the world!!! (Including zombi kampung pisang) You must know how to survive and this is the list that will contribute;
1. Pull your shit together!
If it’s a zombie infestation, the cops, ISA, firemen, pekida, soldiers, najib, and the doctors will all be rather busy, or dead. When the first zombies are seen, the police will take them to hospitals. Do not lock yourself in your apartment and wait for someone to save you. Do not cooperate with the authorities. They know nothing about zombies, as they believe that zombies are a myth.
2. Get armed
You do not want to face zombies and be unarmed, even if they are not so smart or quick or powerful, they will be too dangerous to fight bare handed. Firearms are good, but you should also have some side weapons you can use if you run out of bullets, or if they get too close. Anything’s good: knives, swords, axes or even poleaxes if you know how to use one properly. Blunt weapons are also good, but you must wear protection goggles and a mask, or something to protect your face from the splash.
3. Get armored
You must try to protect your body as much as you can especially the neck, arms and legs. These are the most exposed parts to bite. You can find lots of body armor from army surplus shops, or even martial arts and hunting shops. Jeans also offer good protection from bites. Levi’s 501 anyone?
4. Leave town
If the zombie infestation caught you in a big town, you must leave immediately. It’s one thing to face 10 zombies, but another thing to face 10000 zombies. Best thing is to go to the country. Farms are quite easy to defend, and the open spaces won’t let you get caught by surprise.
5. Gather supplies
Gather as many supplies as you can. Everything from bottled water to gas - you will need it (don’t forget condom). And it won’t be hard to do it… if everyone’s dead it won’t be stealing! Best thing is to get a truck and start looting the largest stores in the area. Don’t go into big towns, and don’t start looting until you are 100% sure there won’t be a zombie attack, let alone a big one! You don’t want the authorities to stop the attack, nor do you want to end up in jail for looting.
6. Barricade
Some barbed wire and a whole bunch of gas filled bottles can do wonders when defending your resort from a zombie attack. Also, alarms are a very good idea. You can make them yourself (some cans and pots on a wire) or get a real one, motion sensors and everything.
7. Search for survivors
After you have enough supplies, and your home and the surroundings are safe, you should start searching for survivors. Even if you are the only one of your group still alive, you’ll end up going mad if you remain alone. Start with the small towns around you. It will be quite easy if you have a zombie-proof car; not a Proton-convert. Just go to the town limits and honk. If zombies are there, they will head in your direction and you can just leave; alternatively you will recognize the survivors and can form a group. Safety in numbers!
These are only a few of the many guides. You can come up with your own plan.
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22 Ways To Kill A Man With Your Bare Hands
24.11.08
Sometimes when you are threatened with physical violence, a weapon to defend yourself with is not always available. Your hands, however, are always with you, and can be as lethal as any weapon. Below is a list of attacks that will almost certainly result in death. Remember, these techniques should never be used except in a life or death situation for self-defense.
- TEMPLE - A very susceptible vital spot. If struck with sufficient force, may cause unconsciousness or death.
- NASION - This is the summit of the nose. If struck with sufficient force may cause death.
- PHILTRUM - This is the area between the upper lip and the bottom of the nose. Attack to this area may also cause unconsciousness or death.
- HOOK TO JAW - A powerful hook punch to the front side of jaw may snap an enemy's neck. Fatal.
- ADAM'S APPLE - A sharp blow here may cause enemy to asphyxiate.
- SOLAR PLEXUS - The small of back. May cause death.
- TESTICLES - The strong, focused pain of a vicious low blow may cause shock, resulting in death.
- BASE OF CEREBELLUM - A powerful blow to the nape of the neck, causing mortal damage.
- COCCYX - A powerful blow to the tailbone. Fatal.
- FULL NELSON - Stand behind the enemy, put your arms under his, and lock your hands behind his head. Bending the neck forward may either break neck, asphyxiate enemy, or cut of supply of spinal fluid to brain, causing brain damage or death.
- HALF NELSON - Again, standing behind enemy, but one arm is used to pin one of enemy's arms.
- BRAIN BUSTER - Bend enemy over towards you, placing him in a Headlock. Grab the back of his belt, and haul him into the air, vertical, upside-down. Allow yourself to fall backward, landing on your enemy's head, which will absorb your combined weight. Most effective on concrete or gravel.
- RUSSIAN OMELET - Cross enemy's legs. Fold enemy by pinning his shoulders to ground upside-down and placing his legs above him. Sit on his legs, folding the bass of the spine. Fatal.
- HEART PUNCH - A strongman's attack, it is simply a powerful blow to the heart. (Many years ago, the wrestler Ox killed an opposing wrestler with this attack.)
- UPPERCUT - An upward strike to the bottom of the jaw with the heel of the hand, causing the enemy's head to snap backward. May shatter vertebrae. Fatal.
- ABDOMEN - A substantial blow to this area may rupture a vital organ, causing death.
- RIB CAGE - A vicious shattering of the rib cage may cause grave internal bleeding.
- HEAD-TO-WALL PUNCH - A swift, hard, cold-cock punch to an enemy's face while he is standing near a wall may drive his head into it, causing the back of the skull to shatter fatally.
- PINNED DROP KICK - Standing behind enemy, holding his arms straight back. A drop kick to the back without releasing arms may severe spine, causing death.
- HEAD WRENCH - Grabbing an enemy's head by the mouth and the back of the skull, and then twisting with a sudden, violent jerk to rend vertebrae may easily cause death.
- CHOKEHOLD - Once a favourite of law enforcement officials, has often proved deadly. The right arm goes over the enemy's right shoulder, and grips the back of the head. The left arm comes over his left shoulder, reaches across neck, and grabs own right forearm. With enough pressure applied, causes brain damage or death.
- HEAD YANK - Bend enemy forward, grab head, and pull back with convincing force. May separate delicate vertebrae, causing death.
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KUWAKCHAI
4.11.08
Berkelahi cara Melayu---------------------------------------------------------------
Menikam dengan pantun
Menyanggah dengan senyum
Marahnya dengan diam
Merendah bukan menyembah
Meninggi bukan melonjak
Watak Melayu menolak permusuhan
Setia dan sabar tiada sempadan
Tapi jika marah tak nampak telinga
Musuh dicari ke lubang cacing
Tak dapat tanduk telinga dijinjing
Maruah dan agama dihina jangan
Hebat amuknya tak kenal lawan
-Usman Awang
2611.1999
Gangster
Ini bukan zaman gangster
Lagi molek jadi hacker
Tiada tempat untuk gangster
Ini bukan zaman gangster
Banyak gila yang ditonton di depan kanta
Tujuh tujuh, tiga enam, tiga kosong, pantun bermula
Nak rentap jalanan, siapa jaguh, siapa johan, siapa lagi taksub ****da
Simpang mana, abang siapa, ayah siapa, melayu sama melayu, melayu sama layu
Buka buah, lain baju
Mari tengok siapa yang kena guni dahulu
Yang lebat semestinya taikor besar, dah lupa bai'ah, tapau kutip selalu belakang cerita
Tarik Abu sarung ajak, paksa Ali naik kena
Jangan nak menikam belakang. Mara bahaya semua
(jajahan ini pkd punya)
Gangster
Ini bukan zaman gangster
Tiada tempat untuk gangster
Apa yang nak kau dakwah, dah kau memang tak bleh blah, alasan diberi, kesemua syok sendiri,
Engkaulah putih engkaulah merah, tiada otai yang potong berpaling tadah.
Hampir bila lu nak tiru mafia?
Kokoknya lebih, sabungnya tidak, suatu hari lu pasti mesti hilang tonggak,
Kejahilan anak baru nak madah, mana pergi putih, mana hilang merah,
Mana salam ukhwah, mana angah adik gua, mana kata seranting
Mana amar dan makruf, di mana nahi dan mungkar, orang tanya... dia kencing
Memang kita suka sarcastic, barang depan mata
Yang di sini bukan kontroversi, tapi bukti konspirasi
Hari ganti minggu pemimpin menjadi kayu, calit diskriminasi punya kerajaan se-udara,
Rosak badan pasal sakit, rosak bangsa asbab leka. Ada yang pesong, ada yang betul, hasilnya... kekalahan
Tanah Malaya moden jangan ditinggal alif ba ta, Tanah Malaya tiga belas lima jangan dibawa sisa
Rahsia tak usah dam nya disimpan, burung api tak dijinakkan dan pilih bangkai dari perawan,
Ini coretan karut, yang terasa lagi mencarut mengarut
Gangster
Tiada tempat untuk gangster
Ini bukan zaman gangster
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[ Originally written in 1426 Hijr ]
-orang ada band, kau pun nak ada band
-orang buat blog, kau pun nak buat blog
-orang jadi gangster, kau......... tak ikut
tau beza, baguih dok ada
Kau hanya akan dipandang ketika mereka memerlukan bantuan, jika tidak kau akan sentiasa dianggap lelaki yang pelik, sama macam aku...KENAPA SERIUS SANGAT?
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1707.2008
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