23 stuffs to do while ordering a pizza over the phone
16.12.08
- When they ask for your telephone number, say "Well you sound very nice, but my gf/bf won't let me".
- Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
- Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
- Ask if you can rent a pizza.
- Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
- Ask about pizza warranty and maintenance.
- Order a Big Mac Value Meal.
- Ask them, "Why does a round pizza come in a square box?".
- When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza as a topping.
- Make the first topping with mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please". Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
- When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?".
- When they say "Will that be all?”, snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?".
- Answer their questions with questions.
- Ask what the order taker is wearing.
- Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, and then behaves as if they called you.
- Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
- Ask them back, “Can I take your order now please?”.
- Put them on hold.
- Order a one-inch pizza.
- When they ask for your address, give them their own address.
- Tell them the elevator’s broke so make sure to have the pizza in a heat retaining bag, because your apartment's on the 36th floor.
- Ask them about "23 stuffs to do while ordering a pizza over the phone".
- Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation”.
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