14(th Feb) annoying things to do in an elevator
8.2.09
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
- Meow occasionally.
- Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
- Say “DING!” at each floor.
- Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
- When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
- Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!".
- Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
- Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
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overThinker.