MwT: parallel universe
15.3.09
TEACHER: Alifah, what is the chemical formula for water?
ALIFAH: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
ALIFAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O
TEACHER: Nadhrah, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
NADHRAH: A teacher
TEACHER: Farahana, how do you spell ‘alligator?’
FARAHANA: A-L-L-E-Y-G-A-Y-T-E-R
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
FARAHANA: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
TEACHER: Sara, your composition on ‘My Cat’ is exactly the same as your sister’s. Did you copy her?
SARA: No, sir. It’s the same cat
TEACHER: If you had one ringgit and you asked your father for another, how many ringgits would you have?
EDZUA: One ringgit
TEACHER (sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic
EDZUA (sadly): You don’t know my father
*p/s: Nama-nama berikut tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup ataupun yang belum hidup. Happy Teacher's Day
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